National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

Peep Yourself

the act of killing yourself

Dude make sure you watch the road when you drive, you don't wanna wreck and Peep yourself.
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Man i cant believe what happened to Jimmy...he peeped himself.

by ynotporomo October 25, 2018

Grenatoring yourself

Grenatoring refers to locking yourself in perpetual suffering by logging out somewhere where you will die once you log back in.

Person 1: Oh damnit, are you Grenatoring yourself again?
Chad: OH GOD HELP

by hehehehaw_balls December 5, 2022

If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

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If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Fix Yourself Happy

To make small, manageable, and impactful changes in your daily life to create long-term benefits to your well-being.

A term coined by popular UK indie rock/pop band The Wombats.

"I'm so proud that you really managed to fix yourself happy!"

by letstessellate11 November 24, 2021

Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

Stand down or you will be slapped.

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

by Vatu April 1, 2021

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024