kill me👍

jeff

kill me👍

by miata real January 3, 2024

sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

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sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

by aniket._.5769 February 21, 2024

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023

Me

You

"Me happy. Me good."
"YOU THE FUCKING WHAT?"

by psuedooldhandle April 27, 2022

r.i.p to me

when you are so shook in a good way about something that you are dead; deceased.

me: omg i'm meant to be with this person. i'm so happy... r.i.p to me.
person 2: wow you really are happy and shook if you're saying r.i.p to me!

by kari;) May 22, 2019

SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.

Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**

by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022