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A dumb person who should kill them self and slit
My mom: GO CUT URSEKF
me: I already did.....
Mom: UGH DISGRACE
by Jfkfjx September 17, 2020
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take me to the woolshed

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.
Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.
by The Wanu August 9, 2021
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pick me

A Brianna; A high schooler (typically femme-presenting) person with an extremely self-centered personality.

Doesn't consider other's boundaries, uses their friends as therapists to complain about all of their problems but won't reciprocate.

Rude and loud; steals other people's personalities to appear cool.
Oh my God, did you see Brianna yesterday? She kept copying everything I was doing, she's such a pick me 🙄😤😒
by starless.saint February 5, 2022
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Excuse me everybody

This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.
“EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
-JayCarnicom DAP
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Kicked me in the pussy

Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!
Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"

Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."
by pussypuncher1234 November 5, 2020
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where'd you find that picture of me

When an image/video/meme is so relatable that you just can't help but see yourself in it. The joke is that even though you aren't in it, you could be given how much you relate.
*picture of someone being very uncool*
Comments: damn where'd you find that picture of me
by rollingburrito October 13, 2023
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