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cat shit breath

Morning breath which smells as if a cat took a shit in your mouth, as you slept.
Good morning, did a cat shit in your mouth last night? Your breath is "cat shit breath".
by Love a good blonde December 9, 2016
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Shit will hit the fun

The situation will go from normal, to a really fun time. Usually when something crazy and unexpected happens that turns the mood around for everyone.
How about we go skydiving, then we will pull Jim's parachute cord as he is jumping, I'm telling you shit will hit the fun!
by ArtCrew March 9, 2009
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poopy shit fart

when someone calls you a "diarrhea emoji" on Twitch you reply by calling them a poopy shit fart.
Person 1 in chat: "hey diarrhea emoji."
Twitch streamer: "what up you poopy shit fart"
by hottdog November 19, 2021
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White People Shit

A very dangerous activity that only white people would dare to attempt. This includes extreme sports without any protective gear on. Being close to a wild animal that could kill you in an instant. Outside sports with high rate of injury such as kayaking, mountain climbing, or gliding. Swimming in large bodies of water such as the middle of the ocean when humans are not aquatic creatures. Minorities find this white lifestyle to be offensive because whites express their fear of minorities to the point of having to live in gated communities yet can take part is dangerous activities that have a high rate of injury or death.
White person: Bro want to go surfing on a rapid river on a mountain wearing just shorts?

Non-white person: That's some white people shit. I ain't trying to die today.
by MorbidCuteness May 28, 2023
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K-Mart Shit

The need to shit so badly that you can't make it to a proper restroom and settle for a terrible restroom - like the worst of all... K-Mart.
Man, that Mexican food upset my stomach so bad that I couldn't make it home and I had to take a K-Mart shit.
by farmermanjim August 28, 2010
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Are you ready for this shit ?!

Are you ready for this shit means some one is about to swing a kettlebell across campus.
* steps up to kettle bell *
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT ?! “
by Kettlebell2020 April 21, 2019
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shit of my career

A monsterous crap taken at work while in the midst of a busy time.
That was the "shit of my career."
by the marti September 28, 2006
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