penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis

penis meat man of pie

by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010

21st century schizoid man

A song by a band called King Crimson. The song was released in 1969 along their first album in The Court of the Crimson King.

“21st century schizoid man is one of the better songs by King Crimson in some people’s opinion.”

by A skinny dude February 22, 2021

Smells like a mans ham

A funny smell that is familiar to the distinct odour of a mans genitalia.

What’s that smell, it smells like a mans ham.

by Rick Terror November 17, 2006

Super Man Dat Ho

“When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, after climax the man pulls out, and cums on her back/ass. When she tells the guy to wipe it off, he pretends too, and when she wakes up, she has the bed sheets stuck to her back like supermans cape.”

-Soulja Boy Off In This Ho
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Ho
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!

by Kali Kings Motorcycle Club October 29, 2007

Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

A[n] Old Spice Man

a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.

by TheAllknowingISAIAH August 24, 2011

Man o' War

A slang term for a penis. See cock, ramrod, love pistol, peckerhead, dick, johnson, wang, schlong.

The Portugese girl was thrilled at the sight of the Man o' War sailing into her port.

by Solinox June 28, 2005