man-moo-verse

Poetic style, originating in England. The subject of the poem is the relationship between a human and a cow.
It is not uncommon for these poems to be very short, and they often,but not always adopt the structure of a haiku.

Daisy,
I drink your milk.
It feels good sliding down my throat.
Daisy.

by Zippo August 15, 2003

wife beater man

the redneck you call when you are to pussy to beat your wife yourself.

did you hear jason called wife beater man, his wife got beat

by wife beater man November 30, 2021

Electric Man Blanket

For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.

Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.

Often referred to as an E.M.B.

Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB

by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

Man-Down syndrome

Describes the man in your group who suffers the worst hangover the morning after.

"OMG, James has Man-Down syndrome. He can't even put his trousers on!"

by nervouspaddy June 15, 2014

ww1 the man on the moon

boom

it's like ww1 the man on the moon

by job lob mob October 5, 2018

21st century schizoid man

A song by a band called King Crimson. The song was released in 1969 along their first album in The Court of the Crimson King.

“21st century schizoid man is one of the better songs by King Crimson in some people’s opinion.”

by A skinny dude February 22, 2021

penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis

penis meat man of pie

by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010