On Me

Military term often associated with a tap on the top of the head means "come here".

Sgt: Private (insert name), on me! *taps head*

by ethan.the.ehviator March 12, 2021

Give me some pat

Pat

Give me some pat

by anonymous June 19, 2023

Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.

"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it

by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025

Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

cash me ousside

howbow dah

kannst leuten damit kontern wenn sie dich bedrohen
"ich schlag dich gleich"

"cash me ousside howbow dah"

by Lizevi is best ship ok February 21, 2017

Pick me Pearl

A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.

"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"

by Bitterbunn April 21, 2024