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Whiteing

Trying to replicate things that are mostly stereotypical of white people
Who would make food from their toilet bowl or toilet sink. “Well that’s a proper example of whiteing for ya”
by Rikudo_tenseii February 2, 2024
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Whiteclouding

Whiteclouding refers to a btich ass mf dodging a challenge from another person
50 days till our fight, and you better not be whiteclouding.
by The Thinkinator February 3, 2024
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whitesxican

Basically a white and Mexican thrown to describe a white Mexican or a mixed Mexican (Hispanic person ) and white person.
Dude 1: I met this girl she so bad

Dude 2:Fr ? What race is she ?
Dude 1:she a Whitesxican
by Im_ur_opp February 5, 2024
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whiteboy-ramen

1. Ramen noodles that were cooked by a whiteboy.

2. Something that sounds disappointing, but turns out to be really good.
That movie is whiteboy-ramen. The previews and advertisements made it look bad, but it's actually really good.
by liddle_erbles November 12, 2023
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whitetop

rum bitch

(especially bacardí)
we pulled up to the function with a bottle of whitetop and two
by Blakemannn477 February 20, 2024
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whiteboard masturbation

A term sometimes used in certain software engineering circles to refer to the excessive use of things like object-oriented programming, specifically its principle of abstraction, to create highly abstract, polymorphic, incomprehensible and unnecessarily complex systems within software instead of keeping things simple.

This is usually practiced by "engineers" who value the "design" of software more than actually delivering value
to the software's users and/or believe that writing software is akin to designing a car or a building. Buildings, for example, cannot easily be torn down again if some part was constructed incorrectly or contains an error, whereas most software can.

While some may argue that it's prudent to keep one's code "clean" or "extendible" and whatnot, excessive abstraction can have the exact opposite effect: You get an unnecessarily complex mess that is extremely hard to untangle once you actually discover a use case which it didn't account for. The result is a "building" that cannot easily be rebuilt - said whiteboard masturbators will then argue, that "it should've just been designed better in the first place" and that the "model wasn't good enough" and will continue to draw UML diagrams that are of no use apart from impressing the sales department.
"Maybe we should use a visitor pattern to separate this strategy from the concrete adapter that is instantiated by our abstract factory so we can guarantee arbitrary observability throughout our proxied chain of responsibility."
"... listen, at this point it's just whiteboard masturbation. Just keep it simple and write a function."
by Aequitosh February 28, 2024
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Whitesplaining

verb, when dumbass honkies poorly explain racism to the very victims of racism. See also: reverse racism
Black person: I was talking to some wolf loving white weirdo on dissy.
Someone else: really?
Black person: he tried whitesplaining the N word to me!

Someone else: you know he locks door at red lights....
by CrimsonBeefcake February 28, 2024
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