Pandemic Zombie

A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.

"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."

by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 23, 2020

screaming zombie

Screaming Zombie - This term describes the process of a guy ejaculating into a girls eyes. This then will cause her to run around with her eyes shut like a “screaming zombie” clawing out her own eyes and appearing to be blind and groping around the place finding her way to the sink.

She was giving me a blowie and I pulled out and spunked right in her eyes, then she became a screaming zombie!

by Johhny Wishbone April 6, 2020

Feed the Zombie

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.

After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.

by dino9401 October 1, 2012

zombie fuck

Having sex with a dead person.

Usually known as Necrophilia.

Bob: Dude shes so good!
Bill: DUDE SHES FREAKING DEAD!!
Bob: OH GOD!!!!
Bill: YOU ZOMBIE FUCKER!

by John Am May 19, 2008

zombiepenis

An Undead Persons (Zombie) Penis

Wow that zombie has a big Zombiepenis

by Necro-cide November 16, 2006

Obama Zombie Virus

The Obama Zombie Influenza or "OZ-1 Virus" is a contagious mental disorder caused by exposure to liberal/socialist doctrine. Recently, the OZ-1 virus has been as devastating to American minds as smallpox was to the Native American population. The OZ-1 Virus has created legions of the brain dead, infecting both young and old, man or woman, and plebian or celebrity. Every person is susceptible to the virus since the entire population experiences varying levels of exposure to this ideology due to the distribution of these pathogens by the mainstream media; however infection spreads rapidly through liberal breeding grounds such as college campuses and Northeastern cities. Direct contact does not necessarily cause infections, individuals that are well educated on the founding principles of America, fundamentals of the free market, and fiscal/behavioral responsibilities are easily able to fight off infection. Due to similar symptoms, the OZ-1 virus is often misdiagnosed as dementia or mental retardation during the early stages of an infection. Containment and treatment of this virus has become tricky since rapid culling of all infected or exposed individuals has been deemed to be an "unethical" first line of defense. see http:www.donationruse.com/ObamaZombie.html

You may have the Obama Zombie Virus if you
1. Drive a prius with a Obama Change bumper sticker
2. Believe we can gain energy independence by properly inflating your tires

by DonationRuse.com February 16, 2010

Zombie Eyes

When an African American or Hispanic wears colored contact lenses in an attempt to make their brown eyes blue. The result is an unatural and stupid looking zombie eyed appearance.

Tiasha came to the party with blond hair and "blue" eyes. We secretly laughed at her behind her back. Stupid girl looked like she had Zombie Eyes.

by zombiemaster666 July 10, 2009