You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

You're Eating People

Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.

"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"

by absndbj November 3, 2023

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

You're fun at parties

A sarcastic way of people saying something lame in response.

Person 1: I don't like the smell of weed

Person 2: You're fun at parties.

by NickFromLaffayette April 17, 2020

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

you're so big

it can be used to describe a really big person, but is mostly used to describe someone with a big dick

damn you're so big (big person)

by DDistrict May 9, 2025

What you're doing

I made you feel bad and now you want me to feel bad.

Hym "Except I didn't molest a retard or rape anybody. I have nothing to feel bad about. Kendra, on the otherhand, does. I won't ever be sorry. Whether or not I get the credit I deserve isn't contingent on that but whether or not a little girl gets to experience fat-cock bliss is. What I did instead was create AI and become the greatest writer who has ever lived. What you're doing is taking revenge on someone who didn't accost you and it reeks of someone who got raped and is fucked in the head because of it. And now that all those kids are dead explicitly because of you, you're worse than literally any rapist. You're like a mass murder who also manufactured a mental illness."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025