Willy D.

You call someone a Willy D. when all other insults have been exhausted. This one is very vile and should only be used as a last resort. To use this term in a derogutory sense is to combine the words poser, misfit, wannabe, friggin annoying bitch, ego-tripper, mr. arrogant, fugly, stalkerish, conceited, perverted, obsessive, and all and all creepy. So if you know someone who fits all the above, and just can't take a hint, don't hesitate to refer to them as a Willy D.

Omg that guy is so perverted! Janet, I'm sorry he's so obsessed with you... I swear he's gonna kill someone someday... he's such a weird, wannabe, freak... what a Willy D.

by StraightFlamer April 8, 2005

willy wiggle

to be masterbated, get hand job, slang usually used by a pedofile

In the 1930's teachers could get willy wiggles for a nickle.
"He asked me to give him a willy wiggle, so i played with his thingy, it must have gott mad because it got real big and red, but then it got sick and threw up all over me and shriveled up and got small. I was sad i made it sick, but Mr. Thorton didnt seem to mind."

by but its not porn February 1, 2004

willy nilly

Often used by female mates as a name for the male's penis.

*Girlfriends discussing the potential name of the one's boyfriend's member* "Do you fancy 'Princess Sophia'?" "Eh… I'd say I'm more fond of 'Willy Nilly'."

by Hear_Bush_oink April 10, 2004

willy peter

-slang. Army officer or cadet that is/has attended the United States Military Academy at West Point. Usually negative.

"That Lieutenant is such an asshole."
"Dude, he's a willy peter."
"Oh. That explains it."

by LTDan February 2, 2008

the willy

to move ones hand in an upward downward fashion.
to move the hand like a dolphin jumping in and out of water

In a car when you stick your hand out the window and moving your hand up or down makes your whole arm move like a wave, thats the willy, just not in a car.
Woah, that cool kid just did the willy!
Can you do the willy?

by Willy Walkenhorst June 20, 2006

willy p00ns the n00bs

everyone knows that willy will p00ns the n00bs

headshot heashot doublekill killsteak ultra kill godlike unstoppable most damage done by willy will 18 hits 18000 damage

2 hits/135dmg knife -- Terry Shaivo

by willy will April 8, 2005

willy wonka

a cock
something that can be inserted

aba- I play with my willy wonka all night long.

by geoff-o-rey July 27, 2005