Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

twitter

pain.

guy one:have u uninstalled twitter yet?
guy two: no i haven't and don't plan to.
guy one:that's fucking cringe dog:(

by beandaddyjuice May 10, 2021

rich people twitter

hell.

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.

by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022

Twitter

A hellish site full of a bunch of idiots who think it's ok to fuck animals, and that kids can consent, Also a bunch of people who find anything offensive

Twitter user: "Guys kids and animals can consent, im a proud zoophile and i thought german luigi was offensive 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

by Ihategachalife May 30, 2022

Twitter

Synonym for Hell.

When you die, you're going to Twitter.

by Artyboi November 4, 2022

Twitter

A sceptic tank that hasn't been cleaned since it's installation.

Honey the toilet is overflowing with shit for the 26th time this week!

Maybe consider finally getting the Twitter cleaned out?

by YourAverageInternetUser June 26, 2023

Twitter

A place where the most rotten and vile people reside in, in this forsaken place you will find dramas every 5 seconds, 14 year old people who get offended at the slightest of things, pedophiles, zoophiles and more than the eye could see.

Tom: Hey, I just made an account on Twitter!
Alex: You have created a big mistake dude, delete your account this instant. NOW!

by imp fuck2 April 27, 2022