virginia turtle

When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.

I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle

by Podium24 August 11, 2016

Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...

by LalaGG June 23, 2016

Turtle Breath

The little puff of air you do just before you poo.

I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.

by MrFantastic August 13, 2023

Turtle Pack

When one has very large testicles and or penis, they will have a large bulge in their trousers that can be easily noticed.

That guy walking past the chippy has got a huge turtle pack!!

by BoatMan May 28, 2015

turtle-javier

is NOT clean

turtle-javier has crabs

by alissaaaaaa July 12, 2009

head of the turtle

When you have a big shit that you've been holding in just poking out of your asshole

On the way back from the bar last night I had to shit so bad I had a head of the turtle

by Seabassroxursox May 26, 2017