– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
by Ace42 June 01, 2011
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by Firedawg29445 March 16, 2017
Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.
"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"
"TURD SQUAD"
"TURD SQUAD"
by Vergray September 13, 2014
What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.
Same as hammered turd.
by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013
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by BuzzlightyearND October 26, 2010