the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...
by Ace42 June 01, 2011
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turd cannon

its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you
man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto
by tommynicks August 04, 2011
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Turd cutter

The buttocks of a person.
An ass.
That bitch has one sweet ass.
Yeah her turd cutter is tight.
by Firedawg29445 March 16, 2017
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Turd Squad

Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.
"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"

"TURD SQUAD"
by Vergray September 13, 2014
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Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.
This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.
by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013
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turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!
Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.
by Mammarie March 30, 2017
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turd puddle

Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha
I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.
by BuzzlightyearND October 26, 2010
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