turd nest

To lay out toilet paper or tissues in the toilet for your shit to land on when it comes out of your ass. This usually minimizes swirl marks in the bowl upon flushing.

I laid out a nice turd nest when I was about to take a shit.

by FrankL69 October 15, 2011

turning point

The point at which a very significant change occurs; a decisive moment.

My turning point was when I moved to London.

by Aquela March 28, 2016

Chamblee Tucker Circuit

Ordering four items from four different fast food restaurants off the I-285 Chamblee Tucker Rd exit and eating it all as a single meal. Options include a Zaxby's, Wendy's, KFC, and Taco Bell.

Guys I'm starving today...Let's hit up the Chamblee Tucker Circuit

by Garn422 March 13, 2018

dry land turd

When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".

"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"

by olive man July 13, 2015

Tough titty Tuesday

Occurs on Tuesday when life suddenly becomes tough. tough titties Usually used to blame any inconvenience that happens in your life on tough titty Tuesday

“I failed my test today , my cat hasn’t pooped all day , and my spaghetti don’t fit in my dryer. Why does this happen to me?”

Bro it’s Tough titty Tuesday ( TTT) this always happens

by Swagmuffin1 April 8, 2019

stomp a turty

The act of stomping on a koopa troopa, an enemy sprite found in the popular Nintendo game Super Mario.

"Ay yo my g check this, bouta stomp a turty innit"

by urbanlinks February 19, 2022

Tuberculosis

A person how has TB has been smoking and not at a nice place or maybe got the disease from someone who spit on them or from Coughing a lot

Tuberculosis is one hell of a disease that Arthur Morgan had

by Jefflit_FatBoi February 5, 2019