You’re toast

My dad had the nerve to tell me that If I didn’t do some shit related to a car that I didn’t know jack-shit about, then he would just say to me “you’re toast”

by YuOfTheNight February 29, 2020

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Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.

I need to start toasting the bagel bro.

by Dorkuss November 30, 2017

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toasted marshmallows

When a pale girl gets a tan around only the top or side of her boobs from wearing a bikini in the sun.

Male 1: "dayum that momma got sum toasted marshmallows!"
Male 2: "yuh"

by ELMO'S BUTTHOLE June 26, 2018

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Cheese On Toast

Cheese on toast is Grilled cheese on top of a piece of bread. Cheese on toast is John Deacon's favourite dish, something that is made fun of in the Queen Fandom.

-Let's have some Cheese On Toast.
-Pft who are you? John Deacon?

by ilovequeensomuchuwu June 29, 2019

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Toast

Frizzy hair, late every day, pants to the belly button, and looks kind of like Doug Funny. Has the personality of a literal piece of toast.

"Hey look at Toasty rolling up to class an hour late."
"Toast sucks."

by LaQueesha September 29, 2012

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toast with an extra side of butter!

When you drop something that's coming straight for you, or when you miss the perfect catch.

Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.

by Bob'sButteryBiscuits,Isella November 19, 2018

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