Kill Goblin

An individual with an extraordinary skill to steal kills, or points, from friends and teammates in video games and activities; most times it is unintentional.

Thomas- GOD DAMN IT, Nick stole another one of my fucking kills. That is like the 5th time this round. Fucking kill goblin!

Snow- WHAT THE FUCK, he just stole my kill then shot me in the head, what a cool guy who smells nice and is way funnier than me... always.

by Setton September 13, 2011

Kid Killed

A game or site that lost all of it's fun because of pre-pubescent humans and is now cringy because of said humans.

Man, Minecraft was such a good game before it was Kid Killed.

by ToxicVoltage September 7, 2017

to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

by Roachwriter March 19, 2015

scavenger kill

the art of "waiting" outside a fight in a first person shooter game , where you wait for the weakest survivor to emerge ( from the fight ) and kill them ( at there weakest point before they power up)

this used to be frowned apon , how ever it has become a " staple" in newer first person shooter games ( quake3 /quake4 /halo )

5 peep enter a room , 3 get killed , 1 runs out looking for powerup , 1 chases the guy going for the powerup

the sixth person whacks the other 2 , with minimal effort , as they are "worn" from fighting

simular in effect to a wolf eating road kill , instead of actually hunting and killing
a scavenger kill

by raggedraider June 27, 2007

full kill

when a try hard in Fortnite Battle Royale sees your whole team and you knock but finishes you instead of you team.

that stupid tryhard full killed me. what a bitch

by ItsaDefualtSkin.jpeg September 23, 2018

Kill the thermostat

Taking a burn over the top.

Jase: Yeah? Well I fucked your mom last night!
Pete: Bro, my mom's dead...
Jase: And I killed her
Mike: Way to kill the thermostat, Jase...

by Mike 0 January 22, 2008

keyboard kill

Something very funny, communicated online. The idea is that it's so funny that it causes you to spill and/or cough your drink onto your keyboard, shorting it out.

l4mez0r: ...and she said, yeah, but not with *that* spatula!
d00derino: LOL keyboard kill!

by Shoutingboy March 27, 2011