Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
by griz93 December 25, 2019

A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969
by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024

A term used to describe a girl who attends St. Mary’s Malankara Orthodox Church in Chatsworth. The designation does not require residency in the San Fernando Valley; it solely applies based on church affiliation.
Plural: Valley Girls
Plural: Valley Girls
Person 1: "Yo, are you hanging out with Emily, Alana, and Rachel tomorrow?"
Person 2: "You mean the Valley Girls? Yup."
Person 2: "You mean the Valley Girls? Yup."
by Chef Josh December 2, 2024

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”
“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022

“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!?
Homie: Do you go to west valley?
G: it’s waste valley but yes i do.
ps- Masson S and Ben B are clowns
G: it’s waste valley but yes i do.
ps- Masson S and Ben B are clowns
by King_Organic September 10, 2021

A place full of extra fake hoes. Everyone here is either fake,trash, or the 10% of decent human beings. Also a place where any private place has a vaping looser. Welcome to our hell aka middle school
by Nick-Jesus May 9, 2018

by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021
