Spider

Said when someone is giving false information.

A: “I fucked your mum”
B: “Literally spider”

by Chumstain May 13, 2021

spider

a sex position in which a girl squats crab style on top of a guy with her feet up on his knees and her arms back on his chest

She climbed up on Jimmy Dean backwards with her feet on his knees and hands on his chess and lowered her butt, pushed his cock in, and the ride him spider style.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

Spiderous

The misleading of one for another's personal gain.

Man, that was so spiderous of you!

by Linguist September 17, 2017

spiders ball

The art of delicately chaffing your balls against a woman's inner vagina walls.

Aw dude, I just pulled a spiders ball.

by TheDevilHerself December 5, 2014

adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Candy Spider

A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.

Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...

Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.

Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.

by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013

Bum Spiders

Spiders from the Bum

Person 1: You have Bum Spiders
Person 2: oh no

by Bum Spider Lover February 6, 2020