by WOW I LIKE IT February 03, 2021
The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.
by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011
A person that's good enough for seconds is tolerable or appealing enough that you would sleep with them more than once, but you wouldn't consider dating them regularly.
by Lithane September 05, 2010
-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
by Elalacran October 09, 2021
A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012
Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.
Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 13, 2011
The act of letting your boyfriend go down on you after letting another guy ejaculate in you earlier.
I went over to Tom's house for an afternoon quickie, then when i got home Steve went down on me for an hour. I totally gave him a Second Hand Luke!
by Yinzer4life February 06, 2011