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Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.
by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011
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10 second hot

Adj
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.
Be careful with those cookies, they may feel warm now but they're really 10 second hot.
by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011
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5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
by TehKingz August 7, 2010
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Second Hand Person

When someone is talking to you and you have another friend come and vouch for you
AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person
by anabanana04 November 30, 2020
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Second Hand Luke

The act of letting your boyfriend go down on you after letting another guy ejaculate in you earlier.
I went over to Tom's house for an afternoon quickie, then when i got home Steve went down on me for an hour. I totally gave him a Second Hand Luke!
by Yinzer4life February 24, 2011
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good enough for seconds

A person that's good enough for seconds is tolerable or appealing enough that you would sleep with them more than once, but you wouldn't consider dating them regularly.
She's good enough for seconds and all, but fuck dating her. She's kind of a bitch.
by Lithane September 5, 2010
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second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.
-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
by Elalacran October 9, 2021
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