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Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
mugGet the Poon Phonemug.

Poon Booker

One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.
What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!
by F_loot April 14, 2011
mugGet the Poon Bookermug.

Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)
Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.
by PJ Cooler March 8, 2022
mugGet the Poon Lagoonmug.

Pooned

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore
1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass
by Pussymagnet6969 August 21, 2019
mugGet the Poonedmug.

Poon

Aussie Slang. The act of doing a poo while mooning someone.
The guy was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but even more so when it turned into a poon!
by Boots01 May 5, 2022
mugGet the Poonmug.

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".
"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".
by dpoole August 13, 2008
mugGet the shitty poonmug.

pooning

scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning
I just got done pooning my chick.

It's time for A pooner!
by Catapillar with horns January 4, 2021
mugGet the pooningmug.

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