MOLDY MUFF

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.

After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.

by Porknbns June 27, 2019

Muff Cupped

Female version of sack tapping.

Did you see that? He just muff cupped that girl.

by NicoleMorgan June 03, 2016

eggy muff

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina

Erin has a eggy muff

by Pussyegg January 13, 2018

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 11, 2022

Rainbow muff dive

When lesbians eat pussy

I love watching a rainbow muff dive!

by Mr(always)Right May 26, 2023

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 14, 2021

Butt Muff

A hairy asshole

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.

by HawkMech81 January 04, 2021