Moose Noise

A gross, guttural noise, often described as a mixture between a grunt, a shriek, and a shout.

The belted a moose noise as he was kicked in the testicals

by gueh March 5, 2017

A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.

Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!

by Apex Mango April 7, 2015

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

Moose bomb

When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.

Dominic went into work tonight only to walk into a moose bomb

by Culatr January 16, 2018

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019

moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.

"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."

by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014

no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.

*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE

by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021