The Magic mike

The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever

Huh, you want the magic mike ? Yeah thats what i thought

by Deletusfeetus December 2, 2019

Mike Check

When you are testing your microphone except your friend's name is Mike. This can also be recognized as a nickname.

"Yo Mike Check, pass me a Coke!"

by epicpussyslayer2246 April 30, 2019

mike turnupseed

The most like homie in all of the land👏🏼😳, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz corona™ can. Strong advocate of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemons😍🤤

Friend One: Ayo 🅱️oss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat

by Brok With No C August 19, 2019

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Pulling a Mike

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.

Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?

by Devo1 November 15, 2018

Mike-a-licious

when your name is Michael but you are too bootylicious for you babe.

Look at him go, he must be Mike-a-licious!

by chikitacos514 November 20, 2018

mike mccarthy

Former head coach of the Green Bay Packers. Known for his extremely boring play calling. Was fired 3/4 of the way through the 2018-2019 nfl season

That move was very Mike McCarthy.

by Vldub November 21, 2018