ghost king

The ghost of a dead king

I've heard rumors of the ghost of King Henry VIII wandering the castle. The ghost king was very prolific at handing out free cumshots full of ghost cum to any unsuspecting women that happened to wander by, as it was that he did while he was alive.

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

Ghost Tentacle

When a mans penis is so small you just can't feel it.

Last night, sex was awful, it just felt like I was being ghost tentacled.

by hahahaha92007 May 28, 2014

Ghost Floor

When the elevator doors open and no one (you can see) gets in or out. This occurs when a being existing outside our physical world needs to go somewhere and is too lazy to take the stairs.

"..... did you hit 6?"

"No. Must be a ghost floor."

by RockDeputy February 4, 2009

ghost message

A message that sent and then immediately deleted.

Guy 1 and 2: *are involved in a conversation, sometimes with others*
Guy 3: *sends message in another chat*
Guy 1, immediately: *clicks away*
Guy 2, immediately: *random message, probably spam*
Guy 2, immediately: *deletes random message*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3, immediately: *clicks back to see what the random message was*
Random Message: *is not there*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3: i clicked away for one second and you sent a ghost message

by Vexian Empire November 7, 2020

Ghosted Out

When a person appears, usually unexpectedly from out of nowhere, performs a spectacular task and then seemingly vanishes

"When the Black Eyed Peas performed at the Super Bowl, Usher ghosted out like f***! He showed up for his song, slammed it and was gone

by dickdlong February 24, 2011

Ghosting yourself

When your buddy 🍆 pops up and you think about wanking off but you don't .

My wife went out with her friends last night but, I ended up just ghosting myself and going to bed

Ghosting yourself is anti self care, dont do it man.

by Siakinky December 17, 2020

Possessed Ghost

A noun referring to a ghost that has become possessed by another ghost; a noun referring to a human that has become possessed by a ghost and/or a possessed ghost; an adjective used to describe a crazy person or one who is literally possessed, whether by a ghost or a possessed ghost.

Last night I saw a possessed ghost outside. It just stood stood there, flailing its head back and forth. At Walmart, I saw a possessed ghost that was throwing food all over the place. I think I am becoming a possessed ghost because I keep forgetting things and have been acting crazy lately.

by LiLRicky97 January 9, 2016