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musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple
Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on
by Both of your dads March 6, 2014
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Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.
"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."
by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009
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Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!
Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.
by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018
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Pterodolphuck On Crack

Mix of a pterodactyl, dolphin, duck, and Satan on crack.
I’m not human, I’m a pterodolphuck on crack
by SexyUnicorn4 March 18, 2019
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Crack Window

The missing Lateral Incisor tooth or Canine tooth (or both) found on most girls in their late twenties to early thirties who have partied WAY too much in their time.

While missing front teeth will usually be repaired or replaced, the teeth on the sides are often sacrificed at the expense of saving some good partying money.
"Yo, that girl at the end of the bar is pretty tight, yo."

"Yo, she got's da Crack Window action too. You can probably score some snow after you hit it, yo."
by I R Bin February 22, 2010
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