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Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.
Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!
by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021
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world of tanks lobby

Nero: Look at all these chicks swiping right on me on Tinder after I brought Premium.

Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.
by anonymous December 22, 2024
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Squid Tank

A group of people consisting of all females and one male.
Hans, do you have extra dick pills, it's a squid tank in here!
by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022
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Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.
Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"
by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012
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Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
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hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE
a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.
by sangre August 13, 2025
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tank's empty

The feeling when your stomach is empty and you're hungry
Cade: What're we doing at Whataburger?

Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
by KnightofNerdom June 18, 2019
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