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10 second hot

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a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.
Be careful with those cookies, they may feel warm now but they're really 10 second hot.
by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011
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Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congressdoggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019
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5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
by TehKingz August 7, 2010
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Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"
by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012
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second-hand 4chan

a 4chan-based meme that is found on an image aggregator and posted on a social networking site
Please don't post a rageguy comic from funnyjunk on my facebook page, that's second-hand 4chan
by Copperbeard November 2, 2010
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wait a small second

Mom:eating rice time!!!!
Me:wait a small second,I'm finding something.
by WOW I LIKE IT February 2, 2021
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Five-second-role

The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.
Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."

Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."
by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 16, 2009
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