Pulling a max

When you go completely awol off the grid and Noone can find you

Have you seen Lori lately? No, she must be pulling a max.

by Boss ninja13 April 15, 2019

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Max Rossitto

very tall and may want to talk to you about tall people stuff. This may be to a person as tall or a small percent shorter than him.

I saw a Max Rossitto on the weekend. He was massive.

by not_noah December 1, 2019

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Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.

Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.

by MoJean December 13, 2019

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Max bradley

A lovely young man who has a nice long cock that i love sucking on he likes boys and fingers himself with his sisters finger he does boxing and fucls kim kardashian and kylie jenner every 2nd day

That lad max bradleys dicl is so long and hard he was the best shag ive had in a long time ohhhhh im cumming just saying his name-kim kardashian 2019

by Jake gibbons loves 69 with sen December 28, 2019

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