by YourSuchASavage January 26, 2017
Get the Keys mug.The abyss is a place deep in your soul where your trapped mentally and you can’t escape you have to find them key’ to get out but you can just find it, you have to find something which you enjoy or takes you out by force.
Guy 1: Yo man, I’m in the abyss and I feel so empty like I don’t want to do anything no more
Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is
Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks
Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss
Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is
Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks
Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss
by Downside January 12, 2020
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Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020
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