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googling-schnoodling

The act of looking up some information on Google, but the information you are trying to Google is hard to describe in words that Google will understand and Google gives back a lot of pointless information in which you have to traverse through to find any useful information.
I was in the midst of some intense Googling-Schnoodling before I found what i was looking for.
by Googleutron3000 October 23, 2014
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google fiber

The internet of the god's; the use of thin flexible fibers of glass or other transparent solids to transmit light signals to your moms home.
Useless peasant you will never beable to have the riches I do, my google fiber is better then even the gods you worship
by Pikachu Creampie November 24, 2017
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google-fix

The need and desire to use google on a regular basis.
I haven't been on the internet today and therefore missing my google-fix
by masklin000 December 16, 2008
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Google Diagnostic

Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.
My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf
by kirbside October 17, 2015
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Google Remembers

When a web page or image is in Google's cache after the page/image is deleted, and it's only trace can be found through google.
This often leads to frustration when someone is looking for a specific page or picture, you'll see a sample of text or a shrunk image that looks like what you want. Then you click to see more/full size, and you get a 404 error.
Guy1: Hey did you print that hi res picture for me like I asked?

Guy2: I can't, not even Google Remembers it!
by soonmme May 16, 2009
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Google Shopping

A division of Google that lets you search all online shops. It can be very useful in some cases...but usually you get really repetitive results.
Dude 1: Ugh, I can't find any tourettes guy DVDs on Ebay or Amazon.com!
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.
by Mechanic1d January 25, 2012
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consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.
Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google
by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017
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