Cum Wax

Ejaculating on a women's hairy body part and ripping it off after the cum hardens.

Yeah i gave that girl a Cum Wax right on her leg last night.

by pekill1 April 28, 2013

Cum dumb

After several orgasms the brain begins to lose cognitive abilities.

Hey babe, do you know where you left the car?

Nawww... I'm cum dumb.

by handles Gent October 22, 2014

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015

Cum Guitar

When 3 or more guys cum on a guitar and the last one to do so must play a flawless rendition of Led Zeppelins' "Stairway To Heaven" without missing any notes.

Example 1:
Chris: Hey man what's wrong?
Matt: Lost at cum guitar and it really

sucks

Example 2:

Grant: Hey dude what are you doing later?
Tucker: Me and a couple guys are playing cum guitar if you want to cum.

by A touch of gray Yurd April 7, 2016

cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

Cum Rosy

When you are on your period and he cums in you. You smile, wipe your pussy with three fingers and give him blush

I was so appreciative of him shooting a big load in me while I was a bloody mess, I showed my gratitude by giving him a cum rosy.

by KCatlanta November 23, 2019

Spiderman cum

When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web

Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!

by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019