Table Top Hot

A girl who is hot from the table top up...
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table

That Chic last night was table top hot...I didn’t realize it until she got up togo to the bath room...

by Stephanie Grimes July 13, 2019

Table tennis

When you pass a girl around but she gets tired.

"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."

by patjbn August 4, 2019

Alaskan table spoon

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

by gunner1467 November 3, 2011

dripping off the table

defined from the word "Bar's Turd" (see bastard) it is the act where the Bar's Turd would be placed on a table and, in the hot day, would drip everywhere. The person who places the turd there is refered to as "dripping off the table"

person 1:- omg, you hit me, you are so DOTT(dripping off the table)

by elloll October 23, 2008

Hold The Table

When a girl is making sure to hold on to her man. It's what she says when another woman tries to come in between them. "Hold The Table" no other woman planing on my turf.

If she looks at him one more time, I will go tell her to go away that I hold the table. She needs to move on; this table be taken!!

by Table Girl September 4, 2017

tabletop

a women who has small boobs (flat)

1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop

by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008

Table

not a noun but an adjective

used to describe something that is particularly cool and brilliant

"Hey your new mobile phone is so table, dude!"

"SPIN 1038'S Breakfast Xpress with Joe and Keith is the most table radio show in Dublin Ireland, man!"

by Aideen SPIN 1038 August 30, 2007