table

To be flatchested but have 4 nips
Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!
by Hitler's table Eleanor February 05, 2018
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It is a french food that is created by mashed potatos and snails
by Aannoyingindividual March 17, 2022
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Table

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!
by XXACIOUS October 06, 2020
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table

A British person.

A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)

Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1:

Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*

-A Little Sketchy Episode 12

EXAMPLE 2:

British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"

EXAMPLE 3:

British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
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Table

A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk
by Slurp juice November 28, 2018
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table shaker

banging a girl so hard on a table
i gave her the table shaker last night
by your pseudm December 06, 2016
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Table 43

Where the most fun of friend groups sit during school hours.
Yeah all the seats are packed cuz it’s Table 43
by /PiñheAd/ November 17, 2021
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