Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021

Flag

Get the Student mug.

Stud

A piece of a wood beam that supports the house frame from falling and collapsing. It goes vertical and horizontal, (Most houses will be vertical beams, so mount whatever weighs a lot to the studs)

Jake: Be sure that you dont screw into the drywall again

Alex: I know I know, I found the studs with the Stud finder, and done remind me again...

by SpaghettiSucker39 March 3, 2021

Flag

Get the Stud mug.

Related Words

studsband • studsexual • Studsie • Studslop • Studsmen • studsomer service • studson • studstress • Lego studs • Brixworth Studs

studdering prick

I don't even fucking know bruh

Guy 1: "Hey do you know what studdering prick means?"
Guy 2: "Nah bruh"

by Dead.Inside---- March 5, 2021

Flag

Get the studdering prick mug.

Stude

1. An insult derived from student; a stude is someone who is just a beginner but is trying out techniques or strategies which are beyond their current capability. The result is generally sloppy and ineffective as they lack the skill to pull off these moves.

2. A noob trying not to be a noob.

Examples:

A karate stude attempting to do a flip kick and landing flat on their face- total stude move.

"That was such a stude move"

"You're a stude"
"F%&king studes"
"Stude"

by TheStude March 7, 2021

Flag