Oregon State University

A four year agricultural college located in Corvallis, Oregon. Known as the dumping grounds for Lewis and Clark, Reed, and University of Oregon rejects. Mostly attended by kids from small Oregon towns.

Kid from Grants Pass: Portland and Eugene are too big for me and I only received adequate grades in high school. I have decided to attend Oregon State University over Eastern Oregon. I hear they have the #1 Sheep Studies program in the country.

by Portlandia2 March 28, 2011

the 51st State

see Canadia.

Canadia. You know,the happy burned-out neighbor to the north.

by my name November 26, 2003

state

'that state' or 'a state' - describes a person you has drank one too many bottles of courvoisier before a night out

"hey James, you look like your in that state"

by JP slow July 29, 2004

state

1. A condition or collection of circumstances.

2. A government power that acts as an authority over a geographical area. (The states in the United States of America have a federal government.)

1. I am insane; my state of mind is poor.

2. California is a state within the United States of America

by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

Michigan State University

1) DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?
2) DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?
3) DO YOU LIKE TO BLOW SHIT UP?
4) YOU SIR JUST GOT A SCHOLARSHIP TO MSU!

Bro I filled out a college selector application online and got accepted to Michigan State University!

by Karasins February 28, 2011

state trooper

Useless redneck cops whose purpose is to patrol unused backroads and harass hard-working, decent highway/freeway drivers by ambushing them from behind signs or shrubbery.

I hear that if you stretch an anus really wide, it becomes a state trooper.

Goddamn state trooper gave me a ticket for having my radio tuned to a rock music station when he pulled me over.

by angry June 17, 2003

state job

A profession for otherwise unemployable losers where 37.5 hours is a full week even though it is more like 32 hours a week after the three required 20 minute smoke/coffee breaks a day. Here "work" is an oxymoron as most of accomplishments come from outside contractors or new employees who haven’t "learned the ropes".

This state job rocks! I don’t do shit and taxpayers pay me a 5 figure salary. Even if they found out what a loser I am they can’t even fire me.

by Massachusetts DOR Contractor November 1, 2003