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squirreling

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.
On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.
by Ervty August 4, 2017
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fluffy squirrel

A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.
by Twitchytazz March 30, 2019
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Squirrel Chaser

Sierra Running barefoot catching squirrels to make hats.
Hey what are you doing tomorrow after B.B.W.B ridding?
Oh nothing going Squirrel Chase'n. They call me the Squirrel Chaser
by Elhood May 4, 2011
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squirreled

when a girl is sucking your nuts and she bites them
damn, that girl just squirreled my shit
by dylan_stask March 24, 2023
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Squirrel

Someone who is overly hyper or excited. They may have way more energy than their friends and it can be annoying
Friend 1: *starts running around in circles out of nowhere*
Friend 2: jeez you’re such a squirrel
by thatbword February 26, 2020
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Squirrel Butter

The strings of goo that form between sex organs as they come apart. Like the splitting of slices of hot pizza, think strings of cheese. Typically found on gay men whose nut sacks have fused and are pulled apart.
"Ah Frederick, did you see the squirrel butter on our testicles the other night? The strands were very long."
by TreeFolk June 11, 2018
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