exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 9, 2018

Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.

Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!

by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.

I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.

by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019

Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022

Squirreling

Verb: The act of nutting your load into a lady’s mouth and she tucks the nut away in her cheek.

I was squirreling a lady when she laughed and then there was mess on the dressing room floor.

by Ninjatasticflynn July 7, 2018

Squirrel Sotry

The actual best series on YouTube, TikTok, and Scratch. On YouTube it is called "Squirrel And Hippo Introductions",
on TikTok it is called squirrelandhippobusiness or SquirrelSotry, and on Scratch just "squirrel sotry" and then a number. Squirrel Sotry is a great series where a squirrel and a hippo go on bizzare adventures across Skopje, while having a battle between them, metal pipe, redblood, and a lot of others. This is the site's web adress: sites.google.com/view/squirrelsotry/home and there are a lot of secrets and others!

Squirrel Sotry is a series made by StefanT2014/MrManny/Neonix/Cyborg Neonix/Cyangram, Mira/PoppyToppey/PoppeyToppey/Poppy/Poppey/Eclipse/Haunted, Flimmpy/Poppertoppy

by StefanT2014 March 2, 2024

Squirrel

A word used by people to gain the instant attention of people suffering from ADD or ADHD. Most children with this malady are taught from an early age to remember the word. Sometimes it is necessary to use hypnotherapy to help them keep this word in their memory. Once the word is used they will immediately stop and look off into the distance. They will then survey their surroundings.

Did you know you can yell Squirrel to get people with ADD or ADHD to stop and pay attention to their surroundings?

by Lostboy813 September 23, 2024