cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

dropping the spoon

When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.

Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.

by STDOverload May 13, 2018

spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

Bogey spoons

Another name for finger nails due to them being very useful when it comes to scooping bogeys from the nostrils.

Sharon is off to get her bogey spoons done at the nail salon later.

by Jimbo Baggins March 12, 2025

Indian Spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc. onto a spoon and take turns feeding it to each other.

I’m feeling extra freaky today. Do you want to try an Indian Spoon?

by luvsins4smegma January 14, 2025

i love spoon

spoon, i love spoon

i love spoon

by The_Drewth October 24, 2022