Spoon

A terrible insult that has the potential to incapasitate ten men with its vulgarity and its shame

Shut up ya spoon
*shits themselves with pure shame*

by Multipleassortmentofbeans October 8, 2019

spoon shroom

when a man spoons with a woman just for anal sex.

"Did Joseph really spoon shroom allysa last night?"

by dagger dick dave February 22, 2021

Spoons

A card game invented by Pedrito Diaz in Peurto Rico in the 1800's

Pedro never loses spoons. He is the spoon.

by Shaanr August 9, 2025

Spoon

Special piece of of nightmare

Shut up and go to spoon something, please please.

by Docking lover 69 November 5, 2021

Spoon

\flipping useless

WIll "\|hey mart"
Mart "You are a spoon"
*He slaps him vigorously*

by th3greekgod May 7, 2021

spooned

spoon/spooned (gaming)
verb: short for 'spoon fed'; used in jest in gaming contexts to refer to someone's good fortune when it hasn't been earned, e.g., when someone gets a rare drop from a boss on their first ever kill.
noun: someone who's spooned often

*in-game announcement: Player's username found a rare item!*

everyone: "You're such a spoon!"/"Spooned!"

by throwawayud March 17, 2023

Tiger Spoon

When a freakish person claws your back off in a gentle spooning position.

Holy shit, that bitch tiger spoon}ed the fuck out of me last night! I think I'm bleeding!

Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!

by Charlisica April 10, 2010