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Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk
by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020
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SnipersPX

by OmenV March 8, 2020
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Snipers Delight

The term used to indicate someone has a massive forehead, and would be an easy target for a sniper.
by Absolute Wounder March 11, 2020
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Spider

A demon that enjoys scarring the living shit out of innocent peapol.
Oh my God it's a demon! Oh no it's just a spider. Oh God it a SPIDER!!!
by Why me? July 25, 2020
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Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.
My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.
by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020
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Spiderection

The process in which peter parker, the protagonist of the Spiderman films, creams himself over the girl he's simping for at that moment in time.
B E T E R has an spiderection for mary jane watson.
by Ottovonoof May 13, 2020
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Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
by Whore Dan December 4, 2020
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