Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Train shanks

Ass cheeks that go on for days.

That girl's train shanks can't be stopped, they like a train in motion.

by Me. Gibbles April 19, 2018

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Shanky Shank

A FUCKING God

Dude, that guy is such a Shanky Shank

by Shanky Shank May 21, 2018

nasal shanking

When someone with a big nose sticks their nose into something which they shouldn't

Rob needs to mind his own business. He gave brother a right nasal shanking when he started asking him what was in the briefcase

by APno1 August 16, 2018

Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

Fetus Shanker

Typically used to describe men who have been convicted of knife crime on fetus's.

Dont let that guy near the maternity ward!!.. he's a fetus shanker!

by Amadeus1982 July 28, 2019