Rusty Shower

The act of deficating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.The runnier the feces the better.

Joe continued to give Andrew a Rusty Shower while Andrew was like "FUCK!"

by Bee.S March 1, 2009

Handstands in the Shower

To clean your vagina and ready it to eat

He will be here soon, I have to go do handstands in the shower

by mrsdigi December 17, 2008

Hobo Shower

The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.

This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.

Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.

by Gusbus0691 April 15, 2017

kyle shower

When you use the shower head as a enema.

Yesterday I felt so constipated but after my kyle shower I was much better.
Her: Let's do Anal?
Him: Ok, but first let's give you a kyle shower.

by thefuckdidijustread October 1, 2016

Struggle Shower

When a nigga gotta make ramen noodles while he takes a shower to budget water.

You enjoy that struggle shower my nigga.

by Nigga shower June 5, 2018

frosted shower

When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex

Jon gave himself a frosted shower

by Shawn Leremy November 5, 2014

ullapool shower

Any lewd act of public indecency committed with a Calmac ferry operator. Named after the public showers at the Ullapool ferry terminal.

You seen the captain of the loch seaforth? I'd give him an Ullapool shower any day

by Suburban reactionary May 31, 2021