semibisexual

An overcomplicated way to say monosexual.

"I only like guys, I'm semibisexual."

"Don't you mean monosexual?"

by rose X December 3, 2020

Semi-snog

To snog someone without touching them with anything else but the mouth.

"Billy Semi-snog me, meaning you dont try to touch any of my body, just my lips, mouth and tounge....and maybe nose"

by Qsac August 20, 2006

Semenophilia

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.

Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)

by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

semi-life

When you play video games with your real life friends.

G1 : I play games alot
G2 : Wow talk about no life
G1 : I only play them with my real-life friends though.
G2 : Oh, you have a semi-life then, Cod tonight?
G1 : No

by Ejobisgay October 8, 2011

semi-legitimate

A state of being between lawful and unlawful activity. IE laundering your drug money through a rub and tug.

John had 10k dollars of coke money he wanted to spend so he opened several semi-legitimate businesses including a rub n tug massage parlor, to launder his cash.

by jose rodgriguez October 5, 2013

semen vacuum

code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.

Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.

by DutchOven2014 January 14, 2014

semar

Emotion: see-mar:
1. The face that is accompanied with the feeling of utter frustration and/or no emotion at all. When someone hits you up with some dumb nonsense and you need to give them that implied "bruh-" expression.

2. A shortened definition for 'semar face'.

3. The look of total boredom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you hear Usher's new song? That is my song right there! His words got me on the high, I be out on them dance floors cause of Usher, my man."
Guy 2: "What's an usher?"
Guy 1: *semar*
Guy 3: "Bruh-"

by butyoureugly June 8, 2014