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aluminum sandwiches

Becky and her friends are dragging us all to a gaudy picnic, better pack a slew of aluminum sandwiches.
by Yuri Zhivago September 3, 2021
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breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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Sheffield Sandwich

When a girl places a flaccid cock and balls between her feet and squeezes

them together as hard as she can. Also known as a "Billinghurst Surprise".
I took her back to my hotel room and she gave me a Sheffield Sandwich.
by MsP January 21, 2015
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pie sandwich

A pie between two slices of bread
by kiwis_invented_it December 11, 2016
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Jewish sandwich

A non existent sandwich that has never been made or ate but yet u still ask the question “have you ate the Jewish sandwich?”
Have you ate the Jewish sandwich yet
by Chef Spencer September 15, 2019
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Texan sandwich

An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.

One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.

Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
My father and I decided to give my sister a Texan Sandwich to celebrate her 18th birthday.
by FRYZE March 7, 2023
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Soup Sandwich

That paint job was fucked up like a Soup Sandwich
by Freddy All December 29, 2015
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