rusty torpedo

after you fuck a bitch in the ass and shove your rod down her throat.

i know this hoe who liked ass to mouth so i gave her a rusty torpedo.

by t-loc April 28, 2006

Rusty Pelican

Ejaculation into a woman's mouth followed by a swift smack across the face with ones penis while simultaneously making a bird call.

Yo son, I just gave that bitch the Rusty Pelican...."Ca Caw."

by B-radamous August 3, 2010

Rusty Dumbbell

When you have a tongue ring/tongue stud and you lick another person's asshole thus creating the look of an old rusty dumbbell.

Holy crap dude, I haven't rimmed a girl since I got this new tongue ring, but last night I went to town on my girlfriend's sister and totally got a rusty dumbbell.

by Snickersburton September 11, 2007

rusty fiddler

tall, skinny guy with an orange affro. A fiddler. Likes to fiddle. loves fiddling with his fro. Claims he has an affro in his pants. Likes to listen to KORN, and LOVES getting footlongs (if u know what i mean...).
has alot of refferals, and loves hitting on teachers with his pickup lines.

girl: "hey, did u see that weird dude with the orange affro?"
boy: "yeah, that's a rusty fiddler! he is awesome!! he gave me a footlong!"

by rEnEeDoOdLe December 15, 2008

Rusty Cheerio

Another word used in place of the asshole

Everytime i eat tacos i piss out of my rusty cheerio.

by Josh Amergian February 25, 2009

Rusty Dumpster

A person who has to take a shit so badly it eventually begins to peek out and break through like a full load of trash through a hole in an old, rusty dumpster.

I just baked a batch of exlax brownies and fed them to the soccer team. Those guys will be a bunch of rusty dumpsters by the end of the game.

by jefscobal January 25, 2010

Rusty Dutch Double Dipper

much like the Dutch Double Dipper but with the added benefit of the female partner taking a dump while you do it. This adds an interesting lubrication (of sorts) and also allows you to quite literally push her shit back in.

Rusty Dutch Double Dipper:
Bob: "I heard you Triple D'd her last night man?"
Frank: "You heard wrong my friend, I Rusty Trip D'd her!"
Bob: "NICE!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010