Running Tard

An image common on the internet of a mentally handicapped individual participating in the special olympics. He is also commonly seen photochopped into various other 0wned pictures.
Hey, have you seen that picture of the Running Tard? It is teh funnay!
by killernoodle August 11, 2004
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thumb and run

When a man takes his thumb and inserts it into the female vagina, then soon after pulls it out and puts it in his mouth.
Also see lick and leave.
Yeah he totally gave her the thumb and run last night, I feel bad for him.
by Enrique747 January 08, 2009
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running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.
EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011
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running hummer

Me and my girl went to the movies and she gave me a 'running hummer' on the way home.
by ADDJ March 30, 2009
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run/ran

1. moving quickly with legs
2. manages
3. offer a service
4. owns a business

5. Machine: working
6. a period of time
7. a journey
8. trying to escape from police

9. competing so well with someone that they cannot defeat you
I run/ran blah blah blah.
by Karate_Potato May 06, 2016
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Running Show

To be in charge, to dominate, to be winning, to be the best, to be the center of attention. See also Dangle or Own
Jim: Yo man, were you at the party last night?

John: Yeah bro, we ran show at flipcup.

Or

Steve: Man, we totally crushed the other team last night.

Mark: Yeah dude, we were running show all night.
by CanadianDefinerDude December 10, 2008
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Watermelon Run

the act of sticking ur dick in a watermelon and running around ur neighborhood with it while singing "the star spangled banner"
Timmy was doing the watermelon run but got kidnapped by raisins
by autistic golf ball December 16, 2010
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