Robertotron

When a Mexican pothead is cut in half and turned into a robot set on destroying Baby Jonathan

"I am Robertotron! prepare for me to devour Baby Jonathan!"

by Mary-Susan September 15, 2009

robert karl jahns

A homo sexual kid(s) that don't understand the world and thinks they are cool.

My son is getting bullied at school by a real robert karl jahns

by bubbi December 30, 2009

roger sherman

only the best signer of the declaration of independence

guy one: did you hear about roger sherman?
guy two: do dude who the fuck is he
guy one: O__0

by roger sherman January 23, 2014

Robert E.

An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.

A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.

The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.

e.g.

Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"

Audience "No"

Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"

Robert E. "haha good one me"

by injct7retardawannaz December 3, 2013

roger beater

A car, truck, or suv that is worth no more than 500 dollars. This vehicle is to be driven on a daily basis and be in need of repairs that the owner cannot afford at all times of ownership.

Wow, look at that new roger beater that guy got! What a piece of crap!

Hot damn, I can't believe you had to settle for a roger beater.

by A funny fellow December 6, 2013

robert fortson

Thin layer of penis skin surrounding the shaft.

Baby I love when you lick my Robert fortson

by Guywithgun July 3, 2014

roger rabbit looking slut

Lady Tinder dweller

The way a woman appears to randy men on Tinder
How not to get a date on Tinder

Your a "Roger Rabbit looking slut"

by Mrs Rabbit October 14, 2015