arrr rite

sumfin u say wen u r b in sarcastic

i fuked ur mum last nite
arr rite

by boob November 2, 2003

Rittered

Death from sudden heart failure a la John Ritter

"We had no time to get Armando to the hospital after he suddenly Rittered"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

RITF

Raped In the Face -

this is to define somebody who is really ugly... it's mean, but it's a good abbreviation

Yeah, seriously. RITF

by freemail! December 7, 2010

Ritzenspalt

Some kind of internet janitor

Ritzenspalt is a internet janitor, cleaning up shit on the internet.

by TwitchClown July 21, 2021

ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.

by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004

ritatode

one who destroys what he does not understand. one who opts to destroy rather than contemplate.

Jeff punched the Japanese puzzle box repeatedly to open it. Jeff is a ritatode.

-or-
Jeff smashed the shiny object because it perplexed him, as any ritatode would.

by setty December 9, 2008

ritco gypsy

basically code name for popping off

jon is gay, ereererererererererer, ritco gypsy

by jesse kullman April 3, 2008