red ring

when you are have sex a very tight girl and you are so rough that you rip her pussy wider causing a ring of blood around your dick

I guess she wasn't as experienced as she thought because in the morning we discovered a red ring.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

onion ring

A ring piece so rancid and unwiped, it makes your eyes water.

"i went in for a piece of rear guard action, but stopped when i found she had a well battered onion ring"

by fatgitmcnulty March 9, 2007

Cock Ring

The homosexual version of "Booty Call." When a person calls your cell phone explicitly to ask for sex.

"Hey Peter, who was that on the phone just now?"
"It was Jake, I gotta go"
"Dammit Peter! Diching us for a cock ring again?"

by Luke E. January 20, 2006

ring sting

when you take a poop, do an OK job of wiping...walk into a beer cooler and then walk out to an 80 degree day. The dramatic change in the tempeture mixed with the lack of butt whipage causes ring sting.

Man I got some serious ring sting now. It feels like I have been whiping my butt with 80 grit sand paper.

by HITorDIE June 6, 2007

fellowship of the ring

aka Company of the ring, group representing all the free races of Middle-Earth to accompany Frodo to the destruction of The One Ring. Consists of two men, Aragorn and Boromir; an elf, Legolas; a dwarf, Gimli; a wizard, Gandlaf; and four hobbits, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo.

You shall be the fellowship of the ring.

by EJL January 28, 2004

ring stock

"Ring stock" is a term used in circus. The circus carried two types of horses, and "ring stock" are the horses that performed in the show. The other is "Baggage Stock".

The ring stock are performing on the stage.

by MyDyingDoom February 19, 2008

tree ring

the area around the asshole or anus.

Bitch, you know damn well you best lick on my tree ring!

by dick draggin August 1, 2008